Exhibit: Quadruple-Z


If you would please draw your attention to the subtle indicators of what Half-Priced Books so graciously charged. Not one, but two! Two price tags, as if to boast the store's supreme awesomeness: "Holy crap I rule! I don't want to rub it in your face but I'm going to anyway." I actually let out an audible little yelp when I saw this on the shelf. Oh yeah, a yelp. I didn't care what people thought, I was stoked. I bought the game at, like, a million billion percent discount. Thank you Half-Priced Books. Thank you.
Now if you'll excuse me, I have history to re-write.
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