Saturday, December 19, 2009

(*Y$h9d9@WD-_@dndn)E)@)#1~!~!!

Holy crap we have a lot of crap. Or maybe it just seems like there’s a lot of crap because not all of our crap is stored away in closets or storage spaces – where crap belongs. Instead, crap is lying anywhere there was empty floor space - where crap does not belong - because all the closets and storage spaces – where crap belongs – are already full of crap.

So, I gather a pile crap and pack it away into moving bins, but then have nowhere to put this bin of crap because there are still piles of crap anywhere there was empty floor space – where crap does not belong. Vexed, I leave this bin of crap where it is in hopes that I can pack away some other pile of crap and, in turn, make some empty floor space to put this other bin of crap.

So, in theory, we want to have a stack of bins full of crap over there in the corner. But there are so many layers of unpacked crap that it is necessary to shuffle the bins already stuffed with crap more than once because the floor space needed to store these bins that are full of crap are already occupied by massive, heaping piles of crap! Holy crap we have a lot of crap!

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