Tuesday, November 17, 2009

A petty rant

Dear people who take the elevator up or down a single level,

Why do this? Why? Why are you going to delay the progress of my day just because you're too lazy to collapse your dumb schoolbag on wheels and carry it down the stairs? Buy a backpack! This way you can carry all the overpriced nursing and accounting tomes you need by using the solid strength of your humanoid physique. It'll surprise you how much your shoulders and back can support, give it a shot!

And double-shame on you who don't have dumb school bags on wheels but still take the elevator up or down a single level. Seriously? Take the stairs, fatty!


^^^^^^^^^ USE THEM! ^^^^^^^^^

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